Wolf

A wolf has been seen close to us. Pepe says that we should be careful. If we Chihuahuas were as big as wolves, we could fight them and win, he says, but we are not. Chihuahuas are great, but in an immaterial way. We could not fight wolves. 

On the other paw, why would we fight wolves? They will never enter our yard. We do not need to fight them. Life is great as it is.