Golden Poop?

Hello, Karstuhl here!

A couple of us had this odd discussion today about dog poop. Since we are many dogs, we produce quite some amounts of it. We figured that if it was valuable among humans, Paula and Daniel could sell it and buy more dog treats for us for the proceeds. Unfortunately, it is just waste.

On the other hand, if poop were really valuable, there could be more ruthless humans than there already is, exploiting poor dogs just to get dog poop to sell. Imagine kennel upon kennel loaded with trapped dogs whose only purpose would be to produce dog poop for these ruthles humans to sell. I guess it is just as well dog poop is just waste. There are too many humans taking bad care about dogs as it is.